Breitbart Reports: If you go back 20 years to 2004, ticket sales have dropped from 1.495 billion to 817.9 million, or an astonishing 46 percent. Naturally, Hollywood and its minions in the entertainment media will blame everything but a shitty product.

Oh, it’s the pandemic (that is now four years old). Oh, it’s streaming (as though streaming wasn’t around in 2020). Oh, it’s racism and sexism and toxic fandom and everything but our shitty product.

Riddle me this, Penske Corrupt Media Monopoly And Studio Butt-Smoochers: If streaming is stealing movie theater customers, why did the average American cut their streaming costs by 23 percent last year?

Lemme guess, that’s also the fault of the pandemic.

No, no, no, it must have been the strikes!

No, it must be that movie theaters are stealing streaming customers!

Wait! I know what it is: streaming customers are stealing streaming customers!

What else could it be? Because it surely isn’t your shitty product, is it? If the dogs refuse the dog food, the problem can’t possibly be the dog food. It’s like I pointed out earlier this week…

Movie theaters are like carnivals. Each theater is its own attraction. If you offer ten attractions and three break attendance records while no one lines up for the other seven, the problem is not that people have stopped attending carnivals. The problem is that seven of your attractions suck.