Terminator 4: Salvation (IS WOKE!)

WHAT CRITERIA MAKES IT WOKE?

WOKE EVIDENCE:

• John Connor is trained from birth to lead the resistance, but his fat girlfriend is the one behind his leadership, making all the decisions. Likewise, Kyle Reese, hero of the first movie, is no longer just a guy doing his best, but a convicted criminal, undead, and genetically experimented on... because that's the only way he could be a non-wimp compared to the other wimpy guys in the movie. The rest of the move is mindless nonsense, like you'd expect from woke holywood.

Set in post-apocalyptic 2018, John Connor is the man fated to lead the human resistance against Skynet and its army of Terminators. But the future Connor was raised to believe in is altered in part by the appearance of Marcus Wright, a stranger whose last memory is of being on death row. Connor must decide whether Marcus has been sent from the future, or rescued from the past. As Skynet prepares its final onslaught, Connor and Marcus both embark on an odyssey that takes them into the heart of Skynet's operations, where they uncover the terrible secret behind the possible annihilation of mankind.