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When John Branyan stepped onto a tiny stage in the early 90’s, he thought his interest in comedy was just a phase; he thought he would get the whole thing out of his system.

But, more than 25 years later, he still loves making people laugh with his style of speaking that won’t leave a filthy residue.

“People didn’t invent laughter,” John says. “It was given to us by someone who knew we’d enjoy it.” And he never gets tired of sharing that gift with others. “Every show, my goal is to hurt people. Seriously. I want people’s jaws to ache. I want their sides to cramp up. I want them to experience dizziness from oxygen deprivation. When they are in pain, I’ve done my job.”

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STAND UP COMEDY
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PG13
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Johnny Rotten
By NOT WOKE SHOWS April 16, 2025
As his Sex Pistols bandmates gear up for their first U.S. tour in more than two decades, John Lydon vows to “never” return to the “woke” group. Lydon told The Independent that he would never rejoin Sex Pistols “not after what I consider their dirty deeds.”
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