MRC TV Reports: The video game, “Dragon Age: The Veilguard” has just unveiled its new “inclusive” avatar customization features and they’re as woke as you’d expect them to be.

“She/her, he/him and they/them, and then your gender is man, woman (or) non-binary,” listed a gender-deluded internet streamer who celebrated the game’s latest character additions. 

Players can now customize the size of their avatar’s boobs (or moobs?) and even “top surgery” scars “for all of our non-binary” people “out there,” the streamer announced with a giddy smile.

But wait… there’s more! You can also be a midget, and according to some accounts, identify as a Lamborghini! 

These changes come in light of an initial promise made by the game’s director, Corriane Busche to “feature more skin tones and inclusive customization.”

She claims the game "has traditionally not done skin tones well."